Paul McDonald: Music
Fat Girl Blues
(Paul McDonald)
Fat Girl Blues
Ain’t got no money
I got no fancy home
Ain’t got nobody for to call my own
Ain’t got no limousine to run me around
And I never heard you turn it down
Gave you the world
And you gave it back
Gave you a Coupe Deville, a Cadillac
I love you baby, but your legs are fat
And that’s why I’ve got those fat girl blues
Fat girl blues
They get you down
Fat girls always hangin’ around
Pretty girls
They ‘re just too few
Fat girls want to be with you
And that’s why
We all got them fat girl blues
Your face is pretty
But your butt is big
I like you better when you where a wig
Your toes are fat and you don’t keep them clean
And they never have your size in blue jeans